Prior to our afternoon together, my niece (through friendship) had barely spoken a word. But one look at the dress, and BAM - she's a total chatterbox. This photograph was snapped at the exact moment of her very first full sentence, which, I am proud to say, was: "That Diane von Fursternberg wrap dress makes your muffin top nearly imperceptible, while also adding shape to your otherwise completely square body. Is it a viscose blend?"
Wait - did that baby just call me fat?