Ladies! If you're wondering whether or not a DVF is appropriate for the office, note how incredibly un-sexy one can make this dress when necessary. Tie it a little tighter so that it doesn't show any cleavage, and pair it with flats. Surround yourself with boxes labeled "Tax Returns, 2000-2005," stand next to your favorite copy machine, and hold a cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee. Add a pair of $10 reading glasses from Target. You're a pro!
Unfortunately, the DVF doesn't guarantee good posture. I asked a colleague to take pictures of me "when I'm least expecting it." Well done, Bill from Communications!